Clean your carpets, because think of all the places your shoes have been
There once was a man who lived in a zoo
Who had a dream about eating his shoe.
He woke up in fright in the middle of the night,
To find his dream had come true.
He wasn’t scared because of the situation he was in
But he could only think of all the places shoes had been!
He thought of lion’s den
Where they had rotting food on the floor again.
Then there was the monkey cage
Where throwing their poo was all the rage.
He remembered standing knee deep in donkey hair
Because she was shedding as if she didn’t care.
As the day progressed he had to give it all he’s got
Because he was covered in slimy sloth snot!
As he was wiping himself off he was going to change his shoes for sure
Because they were covered in fresh cow manure.
After a while, he decided to unwind with his dog Burt
Where they both dug deep holes in the dirt.
By the day’s end he was completely beat
And he had to submit to complete and utter defeat.
And when he returned home there was no doubt
That all he had left to do was pass out.
Which is why when he awoke
He hoped eating his shoe was some kind of joke.
What you might ask is the moral of this story?
Whatever’s on the bottom of your shoes should definitely make you worry!
And if you walk on your carpets with your shoes time and again,
You should have your carpets cleaned by professional men.
And because dirty carpets to some might be a disaster
Our name shouldn’t be forgotten because it’s ServiceMaster!
ServiceMaster of Minneapolis proudly serves the Twin Cities Area. We not only specialize in carpet cleaning, but we also provide services in water damage, fire damage, smoke damage, mold removal, trauma cleanup, vandalism cleanup, window cleaning, and duct cleaning.